The sub-moronic ramblings of a semi-functioning illiterate

This, by far, will be the funniest thing you read today.

Life in the Boomer Lane

Fifty-two-year-old Kevin Clash, who, since 1984, has been the voice of the beloved Muppet Elmo, was recently accused of having had a sexual relationship with a 16-year-old boy.  Clash took a leave of absence from Sesame Street after the claims surfaced.

In June, a young man contacted Sesame Workshop saying he had a sexual relationship with Clash that began seven years ago when he was 16 and Clash was 45. The accuser also hired lawyers, who in August accused Sesame of trying to “discredit the victim in order to protect its employee and the image of one of its most valuable characters.”

It was subsequently learned through a family source and a friend in confirming the accuser’s identity, named Pennsylvania resident Sheldon Stephens as the man who made claims against Clash. Stephens, now 23, is an aspiring actor and model who was once arrested for robbing a music manager at…

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4 responses

  1. I wonder exactly how objective you can be with a hand constantly up your backside.

    Anyway, the good news is that Elmo can now breath easily again as the accuser has recanted his sick accusation and Cash can now diddle, oops I mean fiddle with Elmo again.

    November 18, 2012 at 2:09 pm

    • You absolutely crack me up, Greg. 🙂

      November 22, 2012 at 5:29 am

  2. UPDATE – Voice of Elmo accuser changes his mind and wants to undo settlement!

    November 19, 2012 at 12:04 pm

    • GAH!!! More Elmo drama!!!!

      November 22, 2012 at 5:30 am