The sub-moronic ramblings of a semi-functioning illiterate

Lookin’ Good For Jesus

Good Lord in Heaven I wish I’d come up with this. Click on Jesus to view a list of products.


12 responses

  1. Ahaha Instant Karma tea!

    December 2, 2012 at 10:49 am

    • I love It!

      December 2, 2012 at 8:00 pm

  2. I never even dressed up for dates, so trying to impress Him, it just isn’t going to happen.
    I am going to start today on that thing with the guy and the… uh… animal… I am not to late for that am I? I know I missed the whole Nanowri thing. Right now the whole side of my face is swollen from some kind of tooth infection, and I look like John McCain. Just thought I would throw that out there.

    December 2, 2012 at 11:34 am

    • Oh no! You should try chewing some Holy Spirit Gum.

      December 2, 2012 at 8:00 pm

      • I have a jesus pencil eraser.

        December 3, 2012 at 1:39 am

        • I can see the marketing campaign now…”Because Christ may be infallible, but you aren’t.”

          December 3, 2012 at 3:08 am

          • I keep seeing all these Christian dating service commercials…
            I think the slogan should be, ‘Because we know who Jesus wants you to sleep with.’

            December 3, 2012 at 9:49 am

      • Also some candies called new testa-mints.

        December 3, 2012 at 1:39 am

        • So THAT’S why he’s a Holy Eunuch!

          December 3, 2012 at 3:08 am

  3. As if the holy eunuch is even interested in that tart.

    December 2, 2012 at 6:15 pm

    • The Holy Eunuch? I am so stealing that for Reapers Two.

      December 2, 2012 at 8:01 pm