This entry was posted on December 2, 2012 by H.E. ELLIS. It was filed under Things You Can't Unsee and was tagged with Comedy, evil, Funny, Humor, marketing, parody, Random, satire, sick, twisted, unholy, weird, wrong.
Ahaha Instant Karma tea!
December 2, 2012 at 10:49 am
I love It!
December 2, 2012 at 8:00 pm
I never even dressed up for dates, so trying to impress Him, it just isn’t going to happen.
I am going to start today on that thing with the guy and the… uh… animal… I am not to late for that am I? I know I missed the whole Nanowri thing. Right now the whole side of my face is swollen from some kind of tooth infection, and I look like John McCain. Just thought I would throw that out there.
December 2, 2012 at 11:34 am
Oh no! You should try chewing some Holy Spirit Gum.
I have a jesus pencil eraser.
December 3, 2012 at 1:39 am
I can see the marketing campaign now…”Because Christ may be infallible, but you aren’t.”
December 3, 2012 at 3:08 am
I keep seeing all these Christian dating service commercials…
I think the slogan should be, ‘Because we know who Jesus wants you to sleep with.’
December 3, 2012 at 9:49 am
Also some candies called new testa-mints.
So THAT’S why he’s a Holy Eunuch!
Ouch… you kill me…
As if the holy eunuch is even interested in that tart.
December 2, 2012 at 6:15 pm
The Holy Eunuch? I am so stealing that for Reapers Two.
December 2, 2012 at 8:01 pm
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