The sub-moronic ramblings of a semi-functioning illiterate

For those of you out there who aren’t following Archon’s Den, you should be, and here’s why:

Archon's Den


Only in Canada….can you get a pizza to your house faster than an ambulance.

Only in Canada….are there handicap parking spaces in front of a skating rink.

Only in Canada….do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions, while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

Only in Canada….do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries…. and a diet cola.

Only in Canada….do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

Only in Canada….do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put all our useless junk in the garage.

Only in Canada….do we use answering machines to screen calls, and then have call waiting so we won’t miss a call from somebody we didn’t want to talk to in the first place.

Only in Canada….do we buy hot dogs in…

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7 responses

  1. Thank you for the helping hand. You’ve boosted both my spirits and my stats.

    March 28, 2013 at 4:56 pm

    • Anything for you, Archon.

      March 29, 2013 at 5:08 am

  2. I already follow Archon’s Den & loved this post! Thanks for thinking of us Canadians!

    March 29, 2013 at 2:29 am

    • Anytime! I loooooove Canada and her people. Must be because of all the SCTV and KIDS IN THE HALL I watched growing up. Or maybe it’s because Canadians are like Uber New Englanders in that you are everything we are only bigger and better; like Batman to our Robin.

      March 29, 2013 at 5:11 am

      • We Canadians are a tough bunch, aren’t we?

        March 29, 2013 at 2:01 pm

  3. We are thinking of a holiday in Canada and this info has come just in the nick of time!

    March 29, 2013 at 7:00 am