The sub-moronic ramblings of a semi-functioning illiterate

Happy Birthday Tim Curry!!!


I remember the first time I saw Tim Curry on the big screen. It was in a now defunct movie theater in Windsor, Connecticut with my best friend (yes, Quinn I’m talking about you) who dragged me kicking and screaming to see the movie ANNIE. I remember everyone HATING the character of Rooster but I was absolutely smitten. I loved his voice, the way he moved, his eyes, EVERYTHING about him.

It was just a few years later that I was dragged to another movie theater (yes, Quinn this was you again) in nothing but my bra and panties to see Tim Curry in the ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW. Let me digress for a moment here…
Have you ever had an experience as a kid that forever changed your life? That molded and shaped how you saw the world and yourself in it for years to come? Yes, that was what Tim Curry’s FRANK-N-FURTER character did for me. Since then I’ve made a point to either see or hear everything he’s ever done in his career (even Pennywise the clown. That’s how deep my love goes).

Now, I’m not one to go all gushy when meeting celebrities (my life spent as a somewhat groupie kept my Starstruck meter in check) but if I were to meet Tim Curry in the flesh I’d fucking cum in colors, I shit you not (suck on that sentence, Freshly Pressed). So here’s to you, Tim Curry, for another glorious year with you in it!

18 responses

  1. duellmedicalsupply

    Happy Birthday Tim,

    April 19, 2013 at 8:17 am

    • Thank you! I am sure he visits my blog often. πŸ˜‰

      April 25, 2013 at 3:17 pm

  2. Tom Elias

    Just as I was recovering from out TRHPS weekend…

    April 19, 2013 at 8:50 am

    • Ha! You were Brad again, weren’t you?

      April 25, 2013 at 3:17 pm

  3. I could never whack a ball with such velocity…
    I do the rock

    April 19, 2013 at 10:56 am

    • Sweet. πŸ™‚

      April 25, 2013 at 3:18 pm

      • I like that song, and that guy.

        April 25, 2013 at 3:26 pm

  4. Oh… hey… I have a quick double question… is that fairy tale book coming out soon, and can I use that story for anything else, the three pigs one?

    April 19, 2013 at 10:57 am

    • 1. If I get all the stories in I am hoping to get it completed and available by the end of June.
      2. You can use your story anytime, anyplace. πŸ™‚

      April 25, 2013 at 3:19 pm

      • Thank you. And can I steal your face???

        April 25, 2013 at 3:26 pm

        • Hmm…I’ll have to think about that one. Not sure if I want everyone to know I’m really a dude just yet.

          April 25, 2013 at 3:29 pm

          • I can see how your alter ego/crime fighting persona dual existence thing could be a problem here.

            April 25, 2013 at 3:30 pm

  5. I’ve been a Tim Curry fan since Annie, too! I also saw him on Broadway in Spamalot as King Arthur a few years ago. He was terrific.

    April 19, 2013 at 12:20 pm

    • I would KILL to see him as King Arthur! He does a lot of voice work for cartoons as well. Every once in a while I’ll walk through the room when my daughter has a show on and say, “Hey, that’s Tim Curry!”

      Naturally, she rolls her eyes.

      April 25, 2013 at 3:20 pm

  6. I also adore Tim Curry and was quite affected by Rocky Horror. The first time I ever saw it was on tv at 1am as a kid. I sat in rapt attention and thought, “Wow. I am really turned on by a man in lingerie. Huh.”

    Btw “cum in colors” is my new favorite phrase. Thanks for that.

    April 22, 2013 at 2:37 am

    • Anytime. πŸ˜‰

      I spent entirely too much time in high school at midnight showings. Maybe that’s why I never got into college…

      April 25, 2013 at 3:25 pm

  7. He’s not as cute as Megan, but I guess everybody gets a birthday. πŸ˜•

    April 23, 2013 at 3:47 am

    • So very true. πŸ™‚

      April 25, 2013 at 3:26 pm