The sub-moronic ramblings of a semi-functioning illiterate

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herrero-lowell-cow-jumps-over-moonSo it’s coming close to closing time on the project known as F*CKED UP FAIRY TALES. For those of you who may not know, F*CKED UP FAIRY TALES is a retelling of classic fable and fairy tales, all viewed from the warped creative minds of bloggers from around the ‘sphere.

Want to join but don’t have time for a story? How about a limerick, lullaby or haiku? They can be as long or short as you like. Each story is a maximum of 5000 words (there is no minimum) and can be dark and twisted or entirely vanilla.

Every author who participates gets a spot on the BLOGGER COLLECTIVE page (presently under construction) with links back to his/her blog of choice. There are also weekly interviews planned if you choose to participate. But best of all, 100% of the profits from F*CKED UP FAIRY TALES are donated to charity (more info to come).

Sound interesting? Check out our list of contributors and join the fun! Each offering highlighted in GREEN has a page devoted to the author’s tale, BLUE is a tale yet to come, and YELLOW is what is available. Want to read what we’ve got so far? Visit F*CKED UP FAIRY TALES and scroll down the list for a good read!

  1. Aladdin – Emerald Dragun Studios
  2. Ant and the Grasshopper – g00dg33kranting
  3. Cinderella – Trailer Trash Deluxe
  4. Elves and the Shoemaker – Edward Hotspur
  5. Emperor’s New Clothes – Sparklebumps
  6. Gingerbread Man – HR Nightmare
  7. Goldilocks and the Three Bears – The Elite of Just Alright
  8. Hansel and Gretel – Madame Weebles
  9. Jack and the Bean Stalk – YOUR NAME HERE
  10. Legend of Santa Claus – ReadTomLucas
  11. Little Mermaid – Sparklebumps
  12. Little Red Riding Hood – Rantonit
  13. Peter Pan – The Fog of Ward
  14. Pinocchio – MC’s Whispers
  15. Princess and the Pea – Polysyllabicprofundities
  16. Puss in Boots – El Guapo
  17. Rapunzel – H.E. Ellis
  18. Red Shoes – Sparklebumps
  19. Rumpelstiltskin – Sightsnbytes
  20. Sleeping Beauty – Kayjai
  21. Snow Queen – Jennifer Vaughn
  22. Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs – Very Normal
  23. Three Billy Goat’s Gruff – VanillaMom
  24. Three Little Pigs – Pouringmyartout
  25. Thumbelina – Sandylikeabeach
  26. Tooth Fairy – Kosative D
  27. Tortoise and the Hare – Archon’s Den
  28. Ugly Duckling – Grafiklit

22 responses

  1. I hate my blog at the moment. I need to get a grip and write properly.

    I will. It’s a about time really.

    August 18, 2013 at 10:15 am

    • I know what you mean by time. It’s Sunday morning here, and I am on my way out the door to work.


      August 18, 2013 at 10:21 am

      • Only 239 days though hellis.


        August 18, 2013 at 10:24 am

        • Ha indeed!

          August 18, 2013 at 10:35 am

  2. Yes! Join the few, the proud, the brave, the huddled masses yearning to be free. Join the elite, the cream of the crop, the top-drawer, top-notch, top-ten, top-of-the-morning-to-ya’s! Aspire to greatness!

    August 18, 2013 at 11:41 am

    • And free chicken wings!

      Yeah, I got nothing.

      August 18, 2013 at 1:20 pm

  3. ooh! Can I please have the Little Mermaid too?! I’ll get them both done, I promise!

    August 18, 2013 at 10:13 pm

    • Of course you can!

      I think I have you down for THE RED SHOES too. Let me know which one you want to do, or both. Whatever makes you sparkly. 😉

      August 18, 2013 at 10:36 pm

      • oh both, please! The Red Shoes is already written in my head, but I cannot pass up the Little Mermaid!

        August 18, 2013 at 10:38 pm

        • They are both yours!

          August 18, 2013 at 10:44 pm

  4. I would be interested in Aladdin. Sounds like fun.

    August 19, 2013 at 6:02 pm

  5. I wrote something, and that’s long enough. I’ll let you know where to send the checks once the money starts pouring in.

    August 19, 2013 at 7:49 pm

  6. When I have this done, how and where is it submitted?

    August 19, 2013 at 8:47 pm

    • Email it to heellisgoa (at) gmail (dot) com

      August 19, 2013 at 10:15 pm

  7. Today is the day I shut all the doors and windows and finish writing this warped piece of fiction. 🙂

    August 20, 2013 at 10:00 am

  8. I’ve emailed my story. Just want to make sure it got to you.

    August 20, 2013 at 2:14 pm

  9. I’ll do Jack and the bean stalk if you only need that one done 😉

    August 20, 2013 at 6:34 pm