The sub-moronic ramblings of a semi-functioning illiterate

Where in the Hell is Hellis?

Picture1-1I am not dead. I have not choked to death on a ham sandwich or run off to join the circus (although I am feeling a bit like the Fat Lady, lately). Sadly, my life has been consumed by a certain four letter word and that word is:


Yeah, I know what word you were thinking about. Sinners.

Anyway, I have read all the F*CKED UP FAIRY TALES everyone has sent in and they are AMAZING. I am hoping to get the ball rolling on book production this weekend, right between cleaning the house and supervising my daughter’s thirteenth birthday party- a party which will have boys in attendance. Let’s add talking HR Nightmare off the ledge to that list.

In summation, I haven’t forgotten you all, I’ve been loving your stories, and cannot wait until I get the chance to put them all together. Thank you all so much.

15 responses

  1. Glad to hear all is well, and HAPPY BIRTHDAY, H.E. Jr!

    September 11, 2013 at 7:05 am

    • Thanks, Guap. Mini Me is quite happy to be thirteen. I, however, am not.

      September 13, 2013 at 4:36 am

  2. Still waiting and reading. Glad you are well. 🙂

    September 11, 2013 at 8:34 am

    • I think I may be finally unburying myself from my work load and can move onto important things, like writing twisted versions of kids stories.

      September 13, 2013 at 4:37 am

  3. I was beginning to worry you had been sucked into the worm hole!! Glad all is well….can’t wait to see the finished product. Good luck at the party. 😉

    September 11, 2013 at 9:33 am

    • Yes, I am the new Dr. Who 😉

      As for the party….ugh.

      September 13, 2013 at 4:38 am

      • Hope you survived the party with no scars!! How did you like the take on the princess and the pea?

        September 13, 2013 at 7:28 am

  4. Are you sure you aren’t dead… because I heard you were dead…

    September 11, 2013 at 6:45 pm

    • Nah, I’m not dead. The Reaper owes me one. 😉

      September 13, 2013 at 4:39 am

      • That’s cast rather a pall of cheerfulness over the evening, hasn’t it?

        September 13, 2013 at 9:34 am

  5. This getting up before breakfast, and working between meals, isn’t all it might be, is it? If I can take home a helium balloon to make funny voices with, I’ll show up to tie HR to a chair. 😉

    September 12, 2013 at 12:54 am

    • That alone would be worth the plane fare to get you here!

      September 13, 2013 at 4:39 am

  6. Please come back. The internets need you.

    September 12, 2013 at 10:31 pm

    • Well it sounds like I’ve got a job to do.

      *adjusts cape*

      September 13, 2013 at 4:40 am

  7. I’m glad your not dead! I was worried I didn’thhave a back up wife anymore.

    September 13, 2013 at 1:52 pm