The sub-moronic ramblings of a semi-functioning illiterate


Tell the postman to keep his brown paper wrapping because this is not your father’s porn reading material. That’s right- Volume One of the two eBook novella series F*CKED UP FAIRY TALES will be available for download by Thanksgiving morning, just in time for your holiday festivities!

For more Collective fun check out ICONIC INTERVIEWS: The world’s most beloved holiday icons presented in a collection of irreverent interviews that take on the backstory of their imagined existences.

Let the countdown begin…


12 responses

  1. I was just about to hit you up about this. EXCITING!!!!

    November 27, 2013 at 10:04 am

    • After all this time I FINALLY got it done!

      Stoopid cockblocking day job.

      November 27, 2013 at 1:45 pm

      • Goddamn gainful employment. Gets me every time.

        November 27, 2013 at 3:11 pm

  2. Is this what I think it is?

    November 27, 2013 at 7:11 pm

  3. Can’t wait!!!

    November 27, 2013 at 8:23 pm

  4. This is going to be epic.

    November 27, 2013 at 11:27 pm

    • Good word!

      November 28, 2013 at 5:44 am

  5. Tom Elias

    I’ve been looking forward to this.

    November 27, 2013 at 11:33 pm

    • My brain is officially in vapor lock.

      November 28, 2013 at 5:44 am