F*CKED UP FAIRY TALES IS HERE!
- Has the stress of facing the holiday season alone got you down?
- Are you dreading another Thanksgiving Day dinner defending your recreational life choices to your staunch Republican (insert Military Branch Rank of your choice here) Father?
- Tired of being seated between your fighter pilot/Sunday school teacher/Abercombie & Finch model big brother and your half-dead Grandmother who smells like cheese?
WELL HAVE I GOT A SOLUTION FOR YOU!
From the warped and creative minds of the Blogosphere’s most talented writers comes a retelling of classic fables and fairy tales, each one more twisted than the last. F*CKED UP FAIRY TALES is the first of a two eBook novella series created by THE BLOGGER COLLECTIVE, a talented group of participating authors from around the Blogosphere. It’s childhood as you never remembered it.
BUT WAIT…THERE’S MORE!
F*CKED UP FAIRY TALES is guaranteed to make your brother come out of the closet while simultaneously giving Granny Limburger a moist-y.
F*CKED UP FAIRY TALES has been proven to increase penis size, get your car better gas mileage and give your ex-girlfriend a scorching case of rotten-crotch.
JOIN THE FUN! PICK UP YOUR VERY OWN eBook COPY OF F*CKED UP FAIRY TALES TODAY!
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Reblogged this on polysyllabic profundities and commented:
I had the fun of adding my twisted, creative version of a fairy tale. Please check it out and buy your copy – money goes to charity!!
November 28, 2013 at 8:04 am
Thank you!
November 28, 2013 at 9:27 am
Already bought my copy…..can’t wait to sit down tonight with a glass of wine and read!! Thanks for letting me participate.
Now I just have to keep an eye out for GOA 2. 😉
November 28, 2013 at 9:27 am
Is this the one I am in? I need one!!!
November 28, 2013 at 11:19 am
Wait, is there a real paper version?
November 28, 2013 at 11:20 am
There will be soon!
December 7, 2013 at 3:44 pm
I figured that out at last.
December 7, 2013 at 4:00 pm
Reblogged this on All Men Dream… and commented:
There may or may not be a retelling of Goldilocks and the Three Bears in this compilation…that may or may not be written by yours truly.
November 28, 2013 at 7:28 pm
Allegedly.
December 7, 2013 at 3:45 pm
There is no evidence to support this allegation however. It may simply be hearsay.
December 7, 2013 at 4:59 pm
Reblogged this on Edward Hotspur and commented:
Hooray! It’s finally here!
November 28, 2013 at 9:26 pm
Thanks for the reblog. 🙂
December 7, 2013 at 3:47 pm
Hooray. This is a good idea!
November 28, 2013 at 9:26 pm
Yup. I had lots of help with this idea.
December 7, 2013 at 3:47 pm
Reblogged this on sandylikebeach and commented:
I’m now a twice published author thanks to H.E. Ellis! If you like your fairy tales slightly or completely f*cked up then you’ll enjoy this book. All proceeds go to charity!
November 29, 2013 at 7:52 am
Awesome as always, Sandy!
December 7, 2013 at 3:48 pm
I’m working on your remaining Fairy Tale now. I like this edition. Don’t worry, my story won’t be porn-y.
November 29, 2013 at 8:23 am
Damn. I like porn-y.
December 7, 2013 at 3:49 pm
But only a specific kind, right?
December 7, 2013 at 8:42 pm
Aw, hell yeah. It’ a party, now.
November 29, 2013 at 9:27 am
And as usual, I missed it. 😦
December 7, 2013 at 3:49 pm
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Sorry, I am the half-dead grandma who smells like cheese and if I do the story won’t be as good.
December 6, 2013 at 1:50 pm
Oh, I’m gonna like you.
December 7, 2013 at 3:50 pm
I’m just so glad you didn’t go overboard on the on-line promotion. 😉
December 10, 2013 at 3:43 am
If I had any kind of time you’d have seen a billboard all the way from Canada!
December 22, 2013 at 8:51 am
Reblogged this on emeralddragun Studios and commented:
These are some really weird and twisted tales written by some great people. Plus I’m in it so…
December 20, 2013 at 5:59 pm
Yes you are!
December 22, 2013 at 8:49 am
Reblogged this at http://emeralddragun.wordpress.com with:
These are some really weird and twisted tales written by some great people. Plus I’m in it so…
December 20, 2013 at 6:03 pm