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Interview With Santa Claus – Part One

I recently had the privilege of sitting down to an interview with a man who’s known world wide; a man whose public persona is larger than life, but whose private world is shrouded in a centuries old mystery. In this three part series we will discuss his career, his home life, his influence and ultimately his legacy. This is by far the most in-depth post I’ve ever done that I believe you’ll find both eye-opening as well as entertaining. Today I sit down with none other than…


Part one of our interview takes place in Santa’s private quarters at his North Pole command center. Haggard and spent from last night’s epic trip around the world, he nurses what the elves tell me is his “tonic,” prompting me to open questions quickly and dive right into the meat of his story:


8 responses

  1. Maybe he can retire and let Amazon drones deliver it all.

    Merry Christmas, HE!

    December 20, 2013 at 6:21 pm

    • Hmm…I smell another Santa blog post coming on…

      Merry Christmas to you too!

      December 22, 2013 at 8:22 am

  2. Wow… he is really getting bitter. So sad. And funny.

    December 21, 2013 at 12:52 am

    • You ain’t seen nothin’ yet. Rudolph’s interview is coming up real soon.

      December 22, 2013 at 8:22 am

  3. This is kind of wrong. Who would write this kind of thing about Santa?

    December 21, 2013 at 12:14 pm

    • Click on the name SANTA CLAUS in red and find out!

      December 22, 2013 at 8:23 am

  4. Hi, just wanted to mention, I liked this article.
    It was practical. Keep on posting!

    January 8, 2014 at 10:15 pm