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The Idiot’s Christmas Poem

Hold onto your eggnog people because I’m about to deliver some Christmas cheer in the form of a poem penned by none other than THE IDIOT SPEAKETH. Grab some cookies and settle in by the fire as you read this soon to be holiday classic…..The Idiots Christmas Poem!


5 responses

  1. I threw up in my mouth a little… it tasted like laughter…

    December 25, 2013 at 5:13 pm

    • So did I. Mine tastes like Jager.

      December 25, 2013 at 5:44 pm

  2. Now that’s some Proper Christmas spirit! Bah F***in’ humbug. Where did I put my eggnog?? 😕

    December 26, 2013 at 1:41 pm

    • Santa drank it; the lush. 😦

      December 27, 2013 at 7:43 am