The sub-moronic ramblings of a semi-functioning illiterate

Funny Blog Friday @Hellis’ Blog


So it seems that I am the subject of another interview over at H.E. Ellis’ blog this Friday, October 31st for a blog hop called Funny Blog Friday. Like I don’t have enough to do. Doesn’t this woman know it’s Halloween?!? The one day a year the souls of the dead are allowed to walk the Earth? That means I’ve got to open the gates to Heaven, Hell and Purgatory and undo an entire lifetime of work thanks to the Archangel Board violating their contract with the God Damn Reapers Union. I know it’s only for one night, but have you ever tried forcing a disembodied soul back to Hell? Yeah, that’s what I thought.

There are other bloggers participating as well (hence the “hop”) who will be giving out various prizes along with their funny blogs. Here are a few confirmed Bloggers:

Alanna of White Girls Be Like…

Jamie of Fits of Wit

Jessie of Jessie Reyna

Alice of Alice at Wonderland

Ben of Ben’s Bitter Blog

Jenn of Properly Ridiculous

RWI eBook CoverSo what does this mean for you? You get a chance to win a paperback copy of my book, REAPERS WITH ISSUES, signed by all four contributing authors. All you need to do is be the first one to guess who or what it is I am ranting about. Those of you who guess wrong will be immediately dispatched by a team of Reapers standing by.

Hold on….What’s that? I can’t reap them?



17 responses

  1. I have no idea…

    October 27, 2014 at 3:06 pm

    • Me either. It’s Grim’s show now.

      October 27, 2014 at 3:14 pm

      • Uh oh.

        October 28, 2014 at 1:18 pm

  2. So the Grim Reaper is now ranting as well. My work here is done.

    October 27, 2014 at 3:11 pm

    • Don’t step to the Master, junior.

      October 27, 2014 at 3:13 pm

  3. wait… how am I not in on this… whose @&$ do I have to %@!*& to get some $%&*^# love up in this $^%@#???

    October 27, 2014 at 4:54 pm

    • All you gotz to do iz go here. 🙂

      October 27, 2014 at 4:58 pm

      • I already commented on that post… and had one person verify that I was funny… sort of… is there a button to push? I already followed her… like some kind of goddamn pathetic fan-boy loser…

        October 27, 2014 at 5:04 pm

        • You are not a fan-boy loser! Watch your email. There’s something on the way… 🙂

          October 27, 2014 at 5:08 pm

          • oh… well you could have told me sooner… because I just freaked out all over that blog… HA! (Hey, I know how to get noticed)(and I have no shame)

            October 27, 2014 at 5:11 pm

            • So sorry! I thought the email was on the blog. 😦 For what it’s worth, you are welcome to freak out on my blog anytime! 😛

              October 27, 2014 at 5:17 pm

              • wait… then who the heck is Victoria Sawyer… Tom’s sister???

                October 27, 2014 at 6:33 pm

              • Because… uh… I have been freeking out on her blog big time…

                October 27, 2014 at 6:36 pm

                • I’m sure it’s not as bad as you think. I don’t know any blog where PMAO isn’t welcome!

                  October 27, 2014 at 7:33 pm

                  • Well, of course I did it in my own delightfully crack squirrely way…

                    October 27, 2014 at 7:51 pm

  4. I will be jumping in on this as well

    October 27, 2014 at 5:25 pm