The sub-moronic ramblings of a semi-functioning illiterate

Welcome Good People of Robinson High!

My daughter just called to tell me that you nice folks at the Media Center are considering adding my book, THE GODS OF ASPHALT to your shelves to which I say, FANTASTIC!

She also told me that you would be checking out my blog for reviews to which I say,

Uhm….

My blog is a bit irreverent, so you can just skip reading all the posts and go straight to the reviews which you will find here:

THE GODS OF ASPHALT REVIEWS

Seriously, there is nothing worthy to read on the blog posts. Don’t even waste your time. No need to click. Just don’t.

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12 responses

  1. Hahahaha…..uh, oh.

    October 29, 2014 at 8:37 am

  2. Uh oh indeed.

    October 29, 2014 at 9:04 am

  3. Did you notice which posts WordPress selected as your “related content”?

    October 29, 2014 at 10:15 am

  4. I think they should read every word you ever typed here… and share it with young children everywhere… right before Christmas…

    October 29, 2014 at 11:42 am

    • Great. Nothing like alienating my kid’s school and Santa Claus all in one fell swoop.

      October 29, 2014 at 12:08 pm

  5. Well now they’re all going to real every single one of your posts, you sly fox.

    October 30, 2014 at 6:05 pm