Meet The Reaper on Halloween And Win Free Stuff!
FROM THE DESK OF THE GRIM REAPER:
Tomorrow is Halloween- the one day a year when souls breech the veil between the living and the dead and make my life Hell. Tomorrow is also FUNNY BLOG FRIDAY’s first ever blog hop, an event intended to celebrate humor and incite laughter in all who stop by.
Whoopdee Freakin’ Do.
I know I’m supposed to be as jazzed about this as Hellis is, but that’s fucking impossible. That Hellis chick’s not right in the head. She’s so amped for this in fact that she asked me to turn one of my “legendary” rants into a blog post for the occasion. I said yes, of course. After taking a colossal Bit O’ Honey dump, ranting will be the easiest thing I do all day.
After I said yes to Hellis I began to wonder what it was I’d rant about. Ebola is hot right now, but I decided that topic would be best left for Pestilence to chime in on. War’s got a plan in store for ISIS that I can’t let out of the bag just yet, and Famine has been stuck in a rage loop over the legitimacy of calling Candy Corn food since the late 1880’s.
Hot button issues aren’t really my thing, so I decided that if I am going to rant, I am going to make it purely about what or who chaps my well-boned ass, and that, my friends, is none other than a Mister [NAME REDACTED].
What? You didn’t think it was going to be that easy, did you? Foolish mortals.
Tomorrow I’ll be ranting about a certain musician that I’ve been known to refer to as the King of the Douchebags. Can you guess who that is? All you have to do to win a prize is:
1.Be the first person to leave the correct guess in the comments and win a free paperback copy of REAPERS WITH ISSUES signed by all four contributing authors
2.Be anyone who leaves a guess in the comments, correct or not, and win a free eBook copy of REAPERS WITH ISSUES
All commenters will receive an email sent to their blog associated email account that will contain both a link to the REAPERS WITH ISSUES Smashwords page as well as a coupon for a free eBook. Comments close at midnight Halloween night.
Make sure you check out the list of other blog “hoppers” participating in tomorrow’s Funny Blog Friday extravaganza. I’ll be back here tomorrow distributing something other than the sweet release of death for a change. Good Luck.
The other Funny Blog Friday bloggers: VISIT THEM!!
Alanna of White Girls Be Like…
Jamie of Fits of Wit
Jessie of Jessie Reyna
Ben of Ben’s Bitter Blog
Jenn of Properly Ridiculous
Alice of Alice At Wonderland
Lisa of Buddhaful Britt
JC of JCS Bloggery
Sarah of No Cry Babies
Elke of The Pretty Platform
Jack of The Things I see Up Here
Chicks A & E of Too Funny Chicks
Charly of Crazy Life
Kevin of Trailer Trash Deluxe
Karilin of That Nameless Color