The sub-moronic ramblings of a semi-functioning illiterate


10417586_878416565526681_8725157660818797047_nEveryone has a childhood story about an actor, musician or random celebrity who they knew before they were famous. I, for one, stole Rachel Ray’s boyfriend back in the day when I was hot enough to pull that kind of thing off. But I digress.

Today’s actors, writers and directors of up-and-coming Petrichor Cinema are definitely a group of wunderkinds to watch. More than just a cinematic garage band, this junior team of talented actors and filmmakers bring a fresh slant to indie film comedy. With the unabashed enthusiasm that only youth can bring, Petrichor Cinema pokes fun at childhood topics such as MAGIC and takes a stab at cinema verite in their satirical view of SOBRIETY.


Under the guidance of triple threat screenwriter-director-producer Matt Robinson, Petrichor Cinema’s films showcase Robinson’s innate understanding of comedy and consummate commitment to his craft- a commitment that rivals some of Hollywood’s most seasoned directors (I’m talking to you, Michael Bay).

Robinson takes his comedic chops to the next level in his latest offering entitled, JOLLY RANCHER. Part DEATH WISH, part ADULT SWIM, this short film takes you on a journey from the edge of your seat to pissing your pants to the refresh button, over and over again.

Follow them on YouTube. Like them on Facebook. You’ll be able to say you knew them when.

9 responses

  1. I really like the police-action drama of the last one… someone talented must have done that shit.

    Also, Rachael Ray has NOTHING on you. Not one damn thing.

    Just saying.

    November 16, 2014 at 6:31 pm

    • Actually, she’s got four years and about forty pounds on me, but I think she’s cuter.

      November 16, 2014 at 6:33 pm

      • Nope. You’re better.


        November 16, 2014 at 6:50 pm

  2. I will try to check them out when my computer is working again

    November 17, 2014 at 10:44 am

  3. Sweet. Sorry ’bout your computer, Bro.

    November 17, 2014 at 12:13 pm

  4. I dunno about the Rachel Ray thing….she is just so perky…and my wife hates her!

    November 17, 2014 at 1:20 pm

  5. I’ve never met her in real life, although we did live in the same town for a while. From what I can tell she’s a cutie-pie.

    November 18, 2014 at 8:51 am

  6. Who the fuck is Rachel Ray? … ahaha

    November 20, 2014 at 3:31 pm

    • Someone who is not as cute as we are!

      November 20, 2014 at 9:40 pm