The sub-moronic ramblings of a semi-functioning illiterate

I Am A Cockroach

You may not know this about me, but I can be kind of a dick.

Keep that in mind if you decide to email me promises of wealth beyond my imagination, supplied by the overthrown Prince of a war-ravaged country or by Nigerian/Sudanese/Ugandan dissidents. You may not like how the conversation goes.



If anyone what “foufoff” means, please let me know.

8 responses

  1. essaalroc

    I believe this is an ancient and well-respected Nigerian blessing that means “congratulations, you have outsmarted me. You are now the king of Nigeria.” At least, that’s always what I assume it means. It could be their shitty Boost mobile autocorrecting “fuck off,” but I tend to look on the bright side of things.

    Seriously though, thanks for making me lol with this exchange. Good to see your back. Foufoff to you and yours 😊

    October 27, 2017 at 8:48 pm

    • I actually went so far as to Google “Foufoff,” but found nothing. That’s alright, because this is my new favorite curse word.

      October 31, 2017 at 2:12 pm

  2. Plutarch….or was it BrainRants?….Anyway, a wise man once told me, not to provoke the trolls – but don’t it feel good when you do? 😆

    October 27, 2017 at 8:51 pm

    • Oh yes it does! And yes, we both know how well ole ‘Rants can elevate profanity to poetry. 😉

      October 31, 2017 at 2:13 pm

  3. I knew you were a cockroach….it’s awesome really.

    October 28, 2017 at 10:37 am

    • Yup. I’m small, scrappy, and I outlast everyone around me!

      October 31, 2017 at 2:14 pm

  4. They say cockroaches will outlive humans on this planet. Hurray – you’re a survivor! I think ‘foufoff’ is a request for covfeve.

    October 29, 2017 at 9:22 am

    • I think you need to add Foufoff to your ‘Rantionary.

      October 31, 2017 at 2:15 pm