The sub-moronic ramblings of a semi-functioning illiterate

Mystery Writer

Super Secret Clue Round-up

Here’s a rundown of the clues as I’ve listed them so far:

  1. DON’T FEAR THE REAPER
  2. CREEPING DEATH
  3. WAR PIGS
  4. HUNGRY
  5. DEVIL’S SWING
  6. JESUS IS JUST ALRIGHT
  7. FOR WHOM THE BELL TOLLS
  8. SWEET LEAF
  9. GENGHIS KHAN

Anyone who wants to take a shot at what this book is about can leave their guess in the comments. The blogger who guesses closest wins a free ebook copy, whether they want it or not. The book will be unveiled in a blog post on August 25th, and released September 1st.


Super Secret Project Clue #9

I promise you, this is an actual clue!


Super Secret Project Clue #8

No, this is not what I was doing when I wrote this book. It is an actual clue.

Now on a personal note: Jeb, buddy, this one’s for you.


Super Secret Project Clue #7

Even if you don’t get the clue, you can still enjoy this kickass song.


Super Secret Project Clue #6

Hahahahahahaha…


Super Secret Project Clue #5

Have you figured it out yet? This might help: