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Hellis Loses Her Mind on an Airplane

3216573-2967628339-ren-2The Universe is trying to convince me that I am a hot bubblin’ cauldron of crazy, I shit you not. The story┬áI am about to tell to you actually happened to me on a flight not too long ago.

Let’s take a moment to set the stage: (more…)